I AM...THE 1%. According to this, "It only takes $34,000 a year, after taxes, to be among the richest 1% in the world." Actually, that's most people out there, even the "disadvantaged." With the gov't subsidies, most people make over $40k a year, assuming they're not college kids.
I AM...not a Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Anarchist
I AM...a taxpayer.
I AM...a Tea Party member.
I AM...not a trust-fund baby attending an ivy league school.
I AM...not a pervert who enjoys filming porn in tents, not showering, and living like a bum.